Let me tell you a story

Come in draw up a chair, I’ve a tale to tell you.


So I went to see Auntie Gladys this week, it’s her 88th birthday.  She loves hyacinth and dark chocolate.

Do you want to go out for lunch I asked.

No she replied I’ve got some cottage pie left over we can have that. You can have it with the shortbread and nuts left over from Christmas.

She said do you think I look 88.  No I replied,  you look a lot younger and fabulous.

I then went on to say that I would be 65 this year and will have to wait another year for my pension.

I couldn’t have made up her reply 

“Cows have a lot of flatulence you know with all the grass they eat”

THE END

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