I didn't tell a fib in the Argos shop when I said I had a group of ladies who all wanted a catalogue and would it be alright to take a dozen.
"That's fine, take as many as you like" the assistant said.
Well they did have a crate full so I helped myself.
If you wondering what I want them all for, well its for
the first of my Christmas Workshops.
We are making Christmas trees out of - yes you guessed it - Argos catalogues.
I wonder if they will notice me sneaking in for some more
for my other workshops hee hee