Today’s lesson is
Always put the toilet lid down before you flush
Why ?
So that you don’t lose your earring up the pipe when it flicks out of your ear when you’re jiggling about pulling your big girl knickers up
OOPS !!!
ONE I MADE EARLIER TODAY BY LYNN HOLLAND
I am not only smiling, I am laughing out loud...
ReplyDeleteooops! xx
ReplyDeleteWhen I used to work one long day on a Friday at the bank I accidentally lost my silver bracelet in the loo but did not miss it.
ReplyDeleteI always used the same loo and suddenly noticed it , hours after it must have landed in there and been subjected to dozens of flushes. Gritted my teeth and fished it out, still have it. It actually got cleaned in there. Of course a bracelet is a lot bigger than one earring.
Oh no! I thinks we've all done something similar.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Betsy
So sorry . . . maybe you can put that one on a chain and make a necklace . . . at least it won't be wasted. Also, if you don't know it, there is a trap before things actually flush . . . you may be able to reach a hand down into the unknown and still recuse it. Sounds gross, but that's why God make us so washable, LOL.
ReplyDeleteOh No! that's awful, you poor thing especially as they look rather nice too. Still it might be an excuse for a new pair Lol! Have a lovely weekend, what's left of it. Big hugs, Angela xXx
ReplyDeleteOh, what a shame, Lynn! I don't wear earrings but I had a necklace which snapped while I was on the toilet, with the beads ending up everywhere, including ... well you know! xxx
ReplyDeleteToo funny.
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